Posted 10 hours ago

eluciidate:

this is how I would doctor

(Source: sandandglass)

Posted 10 hours ago

funeralhome420:

i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im being so egotistical i definitely look like shit what am i talking about” like i just…. dont know and it bothers me so much cos it’s something i can’t understand 

Posted 12 hours ago

altpunkmermaidprincess:

gamingartandlove:

So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!

They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??

They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!

What a time to be alive

Posted 12 hours ago

shubbabang:

those times when you stretch and end up cracking a joint so loud its just

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Posted 12 hours ago

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

tsarbucks:

tehlofflies:

tsarbucks:

you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like 

"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"

how do you know hell has wifi

satan owes me several favors

Also Winchesters are apparently wifi hotspots, and there’s always at least ONE in the Pit…

Posted 12 hours ago
rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

(Source: deaglefifty)

Posted 12 hours ago

quarrterquels:

When you do better than everyone else on a test

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Posted 12 hours ago

treehauslove:

Abandoned Victorian Tree House. A two-story replica of a Victorian-style home which also goes by the name of ‘Honky Ranch’. Located in South East Florida, USA. 

You’d better give me the fucking thing right now before somebody gets hurt….

(Source: Flickr / sfldp)

Posted 12 hours ago

piranhapunk:

thehansoloist:

These photos were taken a few seconds apart.

ahhh how majestic

Posted 13 hours ago