Posted 2 days ago

we-should-fuck-now-that-i:

Ooooooooooooh guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrl!

This chick is such a mother trucking bad ass!

(Source: sizvideos)

Posted 2 days ago

So my 6yo told me about this discussion he had with a kid at school

  1. Kid: God made you.
  2. My son: No, he didn't.
  3. Kid: Yes, he did! God made everyone.
  4. My son: A scientist made me.
  5. Kid: Scientists don't make people! God does.
  6. My son: No, I was literally made by a scientist. He took one of my dad's sperms and injected it into one of my mom's eggs and made a little embryo. And then they stuck that embryo in my mom's uterus and that became me. I even have pictures!
  7. Kid: ...
  8. My son: ...
  9. Kid: ...
  10. My son: I was made by SCIENCE!
Posted 2 days ago

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

I have two moods 

One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep

the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions

there is no inbetween

(Source: lydiamartuin)

Posted 2 days ago

highbrowandbeard:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE

(Source: logotv)

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

This gets me every time…

(Source: sickassbonedragon)

Posted 2 days ago

castielsbrokenwings:

nerdishh:

camuizuuki:

mishasmeatstick:

Hey guys

Do you realize,

that if we hadn’t loved supernatural so much

Thomas Padalecki would not exist?

image

#that one time that fandom is responsible for a baby

two babies now

(Source: subsam)

Posted 2 days ago

quiet-desperati0n:

I am a feminist because
I don’t think this video could be much more relevant.

(Source: vodkaand-cigarettes)

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

nervouspearl:

me watching The Hobbit for the first time